Extracting Information Part Deux
... this one's from a short lived television show staring
Michael Madsen called "Vengeance Unlimited" ... requires two
goons, a box of beef, and a chain saw.
Put each goon in their own room ... preferably rooms that
connect by a door
... ensure that each goon can't see each other or what you'll
much inside the adjoining room. Put the box of beef in the
room with the goon who isn't likely to have the information
without letting the other goon see it. Have the chain saw in
the room with the goon who you want to talk. Pick up the
chain saw and make a few trial pulls at it while walking over
to the door and tell the goon that they're next. Inside the
room with the other goon fire up the chain saw and remove the
duct tape from over the goon's mouth to allow them to scream.
Using the chain saw cut up the box of beef (don't forget to
wear black rubber gloves, apron and boots as well as a pair
of goggles. Cut up the meat until you're cover in pieces of
meat and splashes of blood. Recover the goon's mouth and go
at the beef with the chain saw for a moment or two more. Let
the chain saw die down and return the room with the other
goon dripping with gore ... at this point you can say
something campy like ... "Beef, it's what's fer dinner!" Goon
in this room doesn't have their mouth taped by the way ...
start cranking up the chain saw if they aren't already
begging to talk.
-- Anthony Dauer http://www.adau.net/judas_ezine/toc.htm
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