Re: RARA-AVIS: Digest Number 452

From: Frederick Zackel (
Date: 07 Nov 2005

Kevin asks,
"Hey Fred, Where do you park?"

Kevin, you forget for fifteen years I drove cab at night in San Francisco.
(Once from a dead stop, I rear-ended a cop car who decided to stop and ogle the hookers of Saint Francis. Both cops filed for disability, and both lost in appeals. Fuck over a cop's disability claim? Hell, I am a wanted man!) Before I fled to teaching, I never stopped, let alone parked. One of those fireflies in the night, I kept moving.

But how do you exit? I hear Kevin say.

Crack the handle, pop the door, and then do a slow roll to the curb over broken glass, beer cans, and cracked asphalt. A slow California roll is best. Else the road turn you into sushi.

Don't let the guns catch you cryin'.

(I think Chad and Jeremy wrote that. Good noir thinking, too.)

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