RARA-AVIS: Are you experienced?

Stephen Holden (s.holden@lcpdt.linst.ac.uk)
Thu, 06 Aug 1998 12:59:06 -0700 Ned Flemimg wrote:

>>I've had some personal "hardboiled" experiences, but I'd like to hear
yours.<<

I wouldn't post this experience to the list if it didn't involve a book.

I was walking back from the pub one night with a friend when we were set
upon by two thugs. They weren't out to mug anyone, just to give someone
(anyone) a good kicking. I managed, after being knocked to the ground
and booted in the head, to escape, and ran into a small park.
Unfortunately I soon found the only exit from the park was back the way
I'd come, i.e. back towards the thugs. I turned round to see them both
running towards me. For some reason a scene in a Desmond Bagley
thriller ('The Tightrope Man,' I think) sprang to mind - a scene where
the hero is being attacked and evades the attacker by 'selling him the
dummy' (i.e. feinting one way and running the other). Well, I ran at
these two thugs and sold them both dummies, picked my friend off the
ground, hailed a passing taxi, and made it home it with only cuts and
bruises rather than a fractured skull. So, the next time anyone's
mother tells them off for hving their nose in a thriller when it's sunny
outside etc., you can tell them that I'd've been in hospital if it
hadn't been for a book.

(Incidentally, I got a very funny look from the policeman when he asked
for a description of the thugs and I replied, truthfully, that one wore
a t-shirt with a picture of Sir Kenneth Newman [then London's chief
policeman] on it with the words 'Go ahead, punk, make my day.')

-Stephen-

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